{"id":870,"date":"2015-01-06T21:28:02","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T03:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.extraterrestrialvisitor.com\/?p=870"},"modified":"2015-02-18T09:00:34","modified_gmt":"2015-02-18T15:00:34","slug":"short-stories-for-the-funeral-parlor-rest-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.extraterrestrialvisitor.com\/?p=870","title":{"rendered":"Short Stories for the Funeral Parlor Rest Room"},"content":{"rendered":"

Marshall Cook has interrupted my meteoric rise to obscurity. He offered me a job. Marshall is the editor & chief of Extra Innings<\/i><\/a>, the now famous newsletter directed toward and composed by writers, poets, screenwriters, and anybody who loves writing. Extra Innings<\/i><\/a> is sponsored by UWM and is FREE. <\/span><\/p>\n

\"parlor\"Cook offered me the job after he learned of my poor health. I believe that he thinks that he\u2019s part of the Make A Wish Foundation.<\/i> I can\u2019t disclose the amount of my compensation, but I can describe it as unbelievable.<\/span><\/p>\n

The column is titled “Short Stories for the Funeral Parlor Rest Room<\/em>“. <\/i>Marshall claims to be a fan of my dark humor. We\u2019ll see.<\/span><\/p>\n

http:\/\/continuingstudies.wisc.edu\/writing\/extra-innings<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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