{"id":702,"date":"2014-01-10T09:57:49","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T15:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.extraterrestrialvisitor.com\/?p=702"},"modified":"2014-01-23T20:15:10","modified_gmt":"2014-01-24T02:15:10","slug":"idiot-savant-paints-masterpiece-while-locked-in-his-basement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.extraterrestrialvisitor.com\/?p=702","title":{"rendered":"Idiot Savant Paints Masterpiece While Locked in His Basement!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy New Year, Everyone!<\/p>\n

While you were celebrating your Earth Holidays, I have been busy painting. Below are four new works that I decided to share with you before my automaton stores them into my space vehicle. The same robot will upload these images into the Art Gallery section of this site. I\u2019ll need to program it first. These automatons are like pets, aren\u2019t they? Ah, maybe I\u2019m just lonely and sentimental as I write this tonight.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I\u2019ve decided to take a break from painting and to do a little more writing. The writers that follow this Blog are getting impatient for a good story. (Really. They wrote me and asked for a \u201cgood story\u201d\u2026) So that\u2019s what I intend to give them.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s been difficult to paint recently because I\u2019ve been spending large amounts of time sending distress signals to Aarkon via the Tin Foil Hat,<\/i> which gets in the way while painting.<\/p>\n

So now I\u2019ll introduce you to my latest work \u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cLast Cookout\u201d \u2013 48 x 36\u201d<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

I had created a similar, but more simplistic painting of this same subject: the forest fire. It was titled: \u201cCampfire Memories\u201d. <\/i>This new painting is a more detailed representation of the same old fire.\u00a0 Ooooh. Can\u2019t you just feel the heat? \u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cCrocs Crowding Canvass\u201d \u2013 36 x 24\u201d<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

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This is as close as I will ever get to painting a green landscape.<\/p>\n

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\u201cRed Heads\u201d \u2013 60 x 48\u201d<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s like one of those puzzles in kid\u2019s magazines where they ask you if you can find the minute differences in the illustrated faces. My neighbor stood in our living room for over forty minutes staring at it and commenting on the variation he discovered between the faces. He usually smells like weed, so that explains it a little, but FORTY minutes! This is a real conversation piece \u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201cMachine-gunned Zebra \u2013 48 x 24\u201d<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

All right. I confess that this could be considered a little dark \u2026 even for me. What interested me was illustrating in red, black and white. I added the yellow to the sky just so whoever bought this would know how to hang it. Anyway, if you think this is bad, you should\u2019ve seen the sketches of \u201cPenguin Shooting Gallery\u201d \u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

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