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The Original Tin Foil Hat<\/b>
\n<\/b>Interstellar Telepathic Signaling Device<\/i><\/p>\n

Born from cannabis creativity and the vision of one dedicated being, the original 1992 Tin Foil Hat has returned. We had to go back to our drawing board in \u201993 after a certain government agency shut us down. We modified. We improved. We\u2019re ready to finish testing. It\u2019s back!<\/b> <\/p>\n

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Our Interstellar Engineer Shows off the modified 1992 model.<\/p><\/div>\n

The Features are endless!<\/b><\/p>\n

We have perfected the telepathic signaling device. No more distortion. They\u2019ll hear you for sure \u2026 and we\u2019re talking light years friends.<\/p>\n

The geometric pyramid is exact. We\u2019re talking\u00a0Real\u00a0Pyramid Power. Take a look at our hidden laboratory photos below. The hair growth on this subject was intentional. By channeling his telepathy through the entire Tin Foil Hat pyramid technological design and interior membrane, he was able to do what some Earthlings would say is impossible.<\/p>\n

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Bald subject #252<\/p><\/div>\n

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Subject ready to begin experiment.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Telepathic<\/a>

Telepathic channeling begins.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Success!\"<\/a>

Success!<\/p><\/div>\n

As if all that wouldn\u2019t be enough to remarket this fabulous Interstellar Telepathic Signaling Device, there\u2019s more.<\/span><\/p>\n

If you\u2019re worried, like most of us, about unfriendly aliens reading your mind and collecting your thoughts, then put on the Original Tin Foil Hat. Our technology works for sending messages telepathically. If you wanted to send a telepathic message to some being on Aarkon, for example, you would use the Tin Foil Hat as your conduit. On the other hand, if you needed to keep secret a conversation between your friends and neighbors; A life or death conversation that any of you can afford to have scanned by alien technology. You just simply get under your Original Tin Foil Hat for the pow-wow. Our tests have shown that by installing the Original Tin-foil Hat you can create that needed barrier between your mind and a curious probing alien. You need to be ready because you know our world can be turned upside down and stopped just as fast as you can snap your fingers. You shouldn\u2019t call yourself a Prepper if you don\u2019t have a few of the Original Tin Foil Hats in your shelter.<\/p>\n

A Note to previous owners<\/b><\/p>\n

You may have been part of the \u201892\/\u201993 experiment. We thank you. We also apologize for any discomfort you may have had with our first production models. The Tin Foil Hat came with a large warning decal. In case the decal on your Hat has worn away, or perhaps has been damaged by fire or smoke, etc. we will reprint the warning here:<\/p>\n

CAUTION: THE POWER OF THIS PATENTED PYRAMID DESIGN MAY INCREASE BRAIN SIZE. HEADACHES COULD BE EXPERIENCED FROM PROLONGED USE OF THIS PRODUCT.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Some of you previous owners have asked for replacement parts, or upgrades to the Original 1992 models. They are no longer available. A certain military arm, of a certain government department, confiscated everything. Use the sign-up list on this blog site to pre-order the\u00a0New 2014<\/i>\u00a0Improved Original Tin Foil Hat<\/i>\u00a0\u2013\u00a0the Interstellar telepathic Signaling Device.<\/i>\u00a0And Please. Don\u2019t tell the others.<\/p>\n

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